Hold on... it's comin' back to me... Okay, I think I remember now.
It's time to revisit lil' Jermy, the boy who hates school!
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*Sniffle sniffle* ~Jermy.... "I'm gettin' sick... it's all the schtupid homework the schtupid bear gives me... Givin' me a cold."
"So why don't you just stay home and do your homework at... home?" ~Jess
"'Cause if I stay home, the bear will eat me!" ~Jermy, as he sniffles all the way to school. Poor lil' Jermy isn't feelin' well this week... Too much CHAOS in his life, I guess. Oh well. GET BETTER, LIL' JERMY! WE ALL LOVE YOU!
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On to happier things now! Marshmallows! So, we've had this bag of marshmallows in our cabinet since we've moved into our apartment, it seems.... I'm really not sure when we bought it, but I was probably still working at EB at the time, since I used to make Rice Crispy Treats and brownies whenever we had an inventory to do. So, that would be.... umm.... about 8 months ago? Woo! Long time. And this was originally slated for a few weeks off! Anyways, back to the marshmallows. So this bag has been in the cabinet for at least 8 months now... I'm havin' a bit o' hot cocoa (Mmmm.... cocoa and cream.... It's in a blue box--buy it! Yummy stuff!) and decided to throw a marshmallow in it. Well... who here knows how I like my Peeps?? y'know, those marshmallows dipped in sugar, made to look like little birdies (or rabbits... seen those too, not as fun) that're popular 'round Easter time? I always cut a little slit in the corner of the package, and then hide 'em away for a few months--they get all stale and crunchy, and PERFECT! When I was in college, I put 'em in my storage unit over the summer (MAY) and took 'em for Christmas (DEC) and mm-mmm! They were yummy! Works really well for peeps! But not so well for regular marshmallows. They were simply rock hard, and too hard to bite into. I put one in my hot cocoa anyways... we'll see what happens.
Jeremy showed me this video on MSN this morning... I swear, I thought someone had snuck in and video taped the stupid cat of ours while we were out or something. You can watch it here (you will need to be in IE to watch it... just a warning for you Firefox {the superior browser} users). Okay, so it's not Big Fella (though maybe he should change his name to such... might explain things a bit...), but I would seriously like to know what they're saying (it's in Chinese, in case you're deciding not to watch the video) because I wanna know how to fatten Big Fella up like that! At least then I wouldn't have to worry about him jumping on the tables (Or jumping up on anything for that matter!) Maybe I should just tie a couple of 10 lb weights to him... That might do the trick. He's a very picky eater--he'll beg for whatever your cooking, but as soon as you drop it on the floor, he just sniffs at it and walks away... If I thought he'd eat lasagna, I'd try that... Or maybe I could fatten him up by feeding him all those stale marshmallows... Ah hah.... There's an idea!
Okay, one more thing... Did you hear about that 62 year old woman who gave birth last week? EWWWW! Alright, now, don't get me wrong--I think if a woman wants to have a baby, and is physically able to do so, and does, then all the power to ya. Okay, maybe I don't really believe that... completely. But I feel for her new little kids! I mean, they're uncles to 40 and 50 year olds... Gross... And when this youngest one turns 18, she'll be 80.. 80!! So, maybe it's better to say, just because you "can" doesn't mean you "should"? Did anyone think about the babies?? Okay whatever. All the power to ya, lady! You go girl!
That's all for me. :-)
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