Lost Pet? Hartz can help!

So I was surfing around the internets last week and I came across Hartz website. Basically, they will make a nametag for your cat or dog, personalized with the name of the pet and a phone number to reach the owner. All this for only $2.95, including shipping! Now, these tags usually go for $5+ each, and since I have no worries of Big Fella getting outta the apt (unfortunately, he's a big scaredy cat and won't even approach the door if it's open, let alone go outside it, take the elevator down to the first floor, and then walk out the double doors into the big scary world outside!), so I never saw a reason for having one. But for $3... well, what the heck. So check it out!

Hmm... ya can't really read the tag from this pic, huh? Lemme get ya a closer shot....
Ooo... still tough to read. Here, I'll translate:

SCHTOOPID
THE CAT

Like I said, I'm not really worried about him actually getting out. And if he does, well, maybe this will help land him a new family that doesn't mind him clawing up their furniture, and making their friends sneeze and sniffle. Sigh... I don't think I'm that lucky, though. Se la vi...