These are some DANGEROUS goldfish...

And you thought Japanese Fighting Fish were dangerous... Don't mess with this goldies... They're FLAMMABLE!

"WARNING: FLAMMABLE! DO NOT OPEN OR HOLD NEAR FLAME OR CIGARETTE"

I'm nto exactly sure what makes them so flammable... usually you use water to put out a fire, but hey, to each his own. I made sure Jeremiah extinguished his 'fag' before opening these suckers up... You know, don't want to do anything stupid......